Lyrics
[Intro]
Ladies ... y’all go grab a drink or somethin’…
I gotta have a moment with my guys.
[Verse 1]
Alright fellas, lean in, take a seat
I’ve learned some things... mostly in defeat
I’ve tried logic, reason, charts, and facts
Turns out none of that’s worth jack
You think you’re right? Yeah, maybe you might be…
But you ain’t gonna be happy.
[Chorus]
’Cause she’s always right, even when she’s not
Don’t bring it up... just let it drop
Don’t “actually…” her in the middle of a rant
If she’s mad, just agree and say you can’t
Remember this rule if you wanna sleep tight:
She’s always right
[Verse 2]
Don’t say “calm down”... that’s DEFCON 1
And never tell her she’s “just like her mom”
If she’s cold, give her your flannel
If she’s drivin’? Don’t touch that dial
And don’t say “relax” when you’re late for the flight
Just help with the bags — she’s always right
[Chorus]
Yeah, she’s always right, it’s a simple truth
Like beer is cold and dogs love food
She says “do I look okay?”... that’s a trap
You better answer fast, with a heartfelt clap
If you want her smile to last all night:
She’s always right
[Bridge]
All jokes aside, man, here’s the deal
She’s the reason I believe in something real
She sees the best in me, even when I’m a mess
And yeah, she knows... but she still says “yes”
So I don’t mind if she wins every fight
Truth is… she’s always been my light
[Chorus]
She’s always right.... let her call the plays
Trust me, boys, it’ll save your days
Hold her close when she’s had a week
And when she cries, don’t you dare speak
Just be there ... and hold on tight
’Cause she’s always right
[Outro]
Alright, ladies... y’all can come back now.
And babe… I told ‘em everything you wanted me to.